Friday, October 16, 2009


Parent-Teacher conferences lasted too long.
Progress reports are due.
You ran out of clean shirts.
But you can wear jeans tomorrow
and it's all you can eat ice cream day.
That includes Choco Tacos.

Thursday, October 15, 2009


RAZE and RAISE are homophones and opposites!

The Predator drones RAZED the Afghani hut.

The Amish RAISED the barn.

Go forth and find another pair of contrasting homophones.

*And for the record, I support equal marriage rights for homophones. Shit, it's the 21st Century. Cell phones should marry whomever they want, even if both lovers have antennae.